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Detroit, MI - A special remix of Beyoncé’s hit song “Single Ladies” will be released tomorrow as “Single Cat Ladies (Put a Collar on It).” All proceeds, of the new track, will be donated to the Harris-Walz 2024 campaign. Queen Bey will perform the new version at the Harris-Walz rally in Detroit on Monday. Katy Furkenton, President and Founder of Women with Felines International (WFI), said “Ladies from all fifty states grabbed their pu**ies and headed to the Motor City.” According to FAA officials, flights to Detroit, on all major airlines, are completely booked through the Labor Day Weekend, “The excitement building for this consequential event is creating cat scratch fever among our members,” Furkenton said. “We’re putting our paws up and howling our way to victory.” Cat carriers across the US are sold out as the women of WFI packed up their four-legged friends for the road trip of a lifetime. “We’re going to show Vance what powers single cat ladies have. There’s no pussy footing aro