Washington, DC - Watch out for a series of Category 5 hurricanes headed for battleground states on election day—November 5.This is what Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert have been telling their colleagues in the US House of Representatives. It seems Greene, a far-right politician, conspiracy theorist and part-time hostess at Cracker Barrel, believes that the federal government is controlling the weather. “The weather is being manipulated by Biden to stop voting in swing states on election day,” Greene told a reporter from Daily Conspirator . “All he needs to do is call the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the space lasers are fired up,” Greene explained. “They can take a squall and turn it into a giant hurricane in a matter of seconds.” “The Jewish Space Lasers are able to direct the hurricanes wherever the radical liberals want them to go,” said Lauren Boebert U.S. Representative and a cohort of Greene. Greene and Boebert held a pres...
Cape Cod, MA – As Robert Kennedy Jr. stumps across the country for Trump, another controversy has arisen concerning the former third-party candidate for president. In a speech at Barney’s Bait and Tackle in Nantucket Massachusetts, Kennedy admitted he was responsible for a beached humped back whale on the coast of Cape Cod in 2019. Kennedy told a group of MAGA fishermen that he wanted to finally clear his record after the Central Park bear incident. Known for his conspiracy theories and appetite for wildlife, Kennedy shared that the 40-ton whale discovered on South Clam Chowder Beach was too big to put in the back of his Jeep Cherokee. “I was out in the bay with my best friend, Dingley Bigglesworth, when we ran aground on the whale’s blowhole,” Kennedy explained. “By the time old Dingley could move the small outboard motor boat, the whale had suffocated.” Kennedy went on to explain as the huge mammal floated toward the shore, he asked Bigglesworth to push it onto the beach. “This...