Sparks Ignites

      (Special Note:   Yes, I know it’s already the end of June, and I’m just publishing my guide for Pride. But, I’ve been beyond overbooked, honey. With all the parades, parties, booze cruises, picnics, brunches, and “T-Dances,” little ole Gaylord is exhausticated. I needed time to collect my thoughts and my personal belongings from the tri-state area . So before the claws come out and someone snatches Miss Drag Queen 2026’s wig, let me set you straight, “only in a manner of speaking,” on how to really reign on your parade. Now and forever. )   My dearest Rainbow Brites and Brites-Adjacent: It’s June, and that means heat, humidity, and lots of rainbow glitter. It’s an enchanted month when every corporation suddenly remembers the existence of gay people long enough to redesign their logos and try to sell you rainbow-colored merchandise. Get in on the discounts for items like a rainbow limited-edition leaf blower, a rainbow toaster, and a rainbow toilet plunger ...