Washington, D.C. – On April 13, Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus, immediately sparking outrage and controversy. He quickly deleted it from Truth Social, but later acknowledged the photo, telling reporters he thought the outfit made him look like a doctor.
The image shows Trump in flowing white robes, with an orb of light in one hand while the other rests on the forehead of a man resembling an ailing Jeffrey Epstein. Critics questioned the theological implications and his ongoing feud with the pope, while supporters wondered whether the robe came in red, white, and blue.
Hours later, Trump posted a statement on Truth Social:
“People are saying, 'Jesus.' Wrong! Total fake news. I’m a doctor. A great doctor. Possibly the greatest doctor the world has seen. I’m hearing Dr. Christ. I don’t know, but they’re saying it.”
Several hours later, television producer Mark Burnett, creator of The Apprentice—Trump’s first sitcom about a savvy businessman—expressed interest in greenlighting a new primetime drama: Calling Dr. Christ.
MAGA media influencer and screenwriter Hugh Idiot has already drafted a pilot episode. “We’ll be historic,” Idiot said. “This is the first time a sitting president will star in his own television series.”
“Donald is a natural-born actor,” Burnett said. “He convinced millions of Americans he was a successful businessman in The Apprentice and delivered an Oscar-worthy supporting performance in Home Alone 2.”
“The primetime medical/spiritual drama Calling Dr. Christ will premiere in January of 2027, depending on midterm election results,” said Idiot.
Set in Mount Sinai Hospital, the drama follows Dr. Don Christ, who claims he heals through miracle work, medical advice from RFK Jr., and a steady stream of patients investing in cryptocurrency.
In the pilot, Donald is greeted by hospital staff with the show’s catchphrase, “Oh Christ, he’s here.” Dr. Christ informs his first patient, played by Rudy Giuliani, that he suffers from chronic hair-dye poisoning. The prescribed treatment: “Don’t take Tylenol and keep a raccoon penis in your pocket.”
Physician assistant Melania Magdalene accompanies Dr. Christ on his rounds, handing out Botox coupons and reminding patients to “Be Best.” In the episode’s most dramatic moment, Dr. Christ cures a blind man by turning water into Diet Coke and reduces a foreign billionaire's inflamed wallet through generous donations for the new Donald J. Christ Savior of Mount Sinai & Cankles Research Wing.
According to Idiot, future episodes will feature Trump family members: Don Jr. enters rehab through divine intervention; Eric is admitted to pediatrics to learn to put on his own potty-training pants, and Ivanka develops a spine.
When asked if Tiffany will appear, Trump replied, “Who?”
Dr. Christ will also perform an exorcism on a CNN anchor, prescribe estrogen patches for George Santos, and surgically remove a bubble wand from Senator Lindsey Graham.
Trump elaborated on the character, which he claims will anchor the highest-rated medical drama in broadcast history:
“Dr. Christ is a healer, okay? But also a businessman. Very important. He heals people with his glowing presence, but he also closes big deals. Biblical deals. Frankly, the best deals the Bible’s ever seen.”
When asked if the character was a religious figure or a medical professional, Trump responded:
“The absolute best of both, quite frankly. Jesus didn’t have a medical degree, but if he did, I bet it would have been from a very good school. Maybe Trump University. Ever heard of it?”
Whether Calling Dr. Christ becomes a cultural phenomenon or a late-night punchline remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: in an era where reality and satire share the same waiting room, Dr. Christ has already written himself a prescription for attention—and it comes with unlimited refills.
As Trump puts it:
“People said it couldn’t be done. A doctor, a savior, a TV star. But I alone did it. I’ll have a medical series 600% more popular than that second-rate Grey’s Anatomy. Weak show. Bad liberal actors. I’ll be doing incredible things—like selling ‘Make Miracles Great Again’ golden stethoscopes and a healing coin that may or may not cure anything but will definitely look spiritually patriotic.”
“We haven't filmed the pilot yet, but people are saying I deserve an Emmy. So, tune in and watch me perform miracles—and concepts of miracles. They’ll be the biggest miracles in the history of miracles, or my name isn’t Dr. Christ.”
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