Sparks Ignites

Minneapolis, MN – Trump and members of his administration have informed the nation, for the second time, that vision is optional, memory is negotiable, and reality now requires an oath of loyalty. According to them, the public didn’t see what actually took place on the streets of Minneapolis.  Despite video footage, eyewitness accounts, and two deadly shootings, Trump’s message remains familiar: you didn’t see what you think you saw .  It’s the same reassurance echoed in 2018 when he said, “Just remember: What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.” A quote that has aged less like a Cabernet and more like an instruction label for authoritarianism.  This altered reality program is gaining traction in DC and across the country among MAGA sycophants who are challenged by facts and independent thinking. The central philosophy is simple, because that is what the party understands best: when reality becomes inconvenient, deny its existence and blame far-...

  Piscataway, NJ - The ball in Times Square has finished its pole dance, and already we’re telling Jesus to “take the wheel.” Trump overexposure mode is in full effect. Millions are yelling at the TV and making expressive hand gestures.  Fortunately, in 2026, there will be some relief. Temporal Pharmaceuticals has formulated a new wonder drug that will be available on January 31. Trump-Zac 47 is the first prescription medication designed to relieve the chronic exhaustion, stress, and other debilitating symptoms of Trump Saturation Syndrome.  Clinical trials were conducted on a focus group of undecided voters, exhausted bipartisan individuals, and the First Lady. “Most time I like to forget who is husband,” Melania said. A daily dose of Trump-Zac 47 works by coating the frontal lobe with a protective film that removes any memories of Donald Trump. The orange pill filters out distressing phrases like “many people are saying,” “tremendous,” “believe me,” and “the likes of wh...