Sparks Ignites

  Cupertino, CA – Apple announced a new series of smartphones to be released in the spring of 2026. The new   Me, Myself, and iPhone   features upgraded tools designed to enhance twenty-four hours of “me time.” The phone will make everything about the all-important “ME.” It will be my world, and welcome to it. If it’s not about you, why should you care? Not only will it be your smartphone, but it will also be your best friend. Tim Cook, Apple CEO, told the media that the phone will come in three models: the “Mini Me 18,” “Mighty Me Pro,” and “All Me Pro Max.” “The phone is highly intuitive and will always be there to plan your day, tell you who to talk to, when to take a selfie, and make you feel like you’re the most important person in the world. Because you and the phone think you are,” said Cook. Chip Bait tested the new phone prototype and said that the camera assured him he looked amazing, provided he tilted his head, faced the light, and selected one of the twelve f...